Sunday, November 27, 2011

Some Jokes

Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a,work station...What more can I say?

More to come .....

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